Author's Note: This is what happens when you mix smarts with irreverence. As you can imagine, I was a Sunday School teacher’s dream. Get ready for a sword drill, people!
The Gospel of Matthew: The Greatest Story Ever Told
The Gospel of Mark: The Good News About Jesus the Messiah, the Son of God
The Gospel of Luke: The Greatest Story Ever Told with Bonus Genealogy
The Gospel of John: The Greatest Story Ever Told In The Greatest Prose Ever Written
The Gospel of John Bonus: The Disciple Jesus Loved: A Moment of (Spirit and) Truth
The Gospel of John Bonus Bonus: Woman Claims Man Told Her Everything She Ever Did. Is He the Messiah?
Acts: The Holy Spirit Came And You Won’t Believe What Happened Next
Romans: Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Sin ( and Justification) But Were Too Afraid to Ask
1 Corinthians: Sex and Sin: Everything Is Permissible (But Is It Beneficial?)
2 Corinthians: The Original Jars of Clay
Galatians: Pastor Mystified As To Why His Church is Obsessed With Their Foreskins
Ephesians: Can You Find All the Run-on Sentences in this Classic Book?
Philippians: How To Build Your Endurance Using This Neat Old Trick
Colossians: You’ll Never Believe What God Looks Like
1 Thessalonians: Five Reasons You Should Get a Job
2 Thessalonians: Outspoken Pastor Tells a Bunch of Freeloaders to Get Jobs
1 Timothy: Someone Let This Kid Run a Church!
1 Timothy Bonus: Should Women Really Teach Men?
2 Timothy: Remember When Someone Let This Kid Run a Church?
Titus: The Awful Truth About Cretans
Philemon: Pastor to Congregant: Here You Can Have Your Slave Back.
Hebrews: Milk vs Meat: Which One Is Better For You?
James: An Expert’s Guide On Dealing With Suffering By Jesus’ Brother
1 Peter: New People Group Discovered in the Middle East
2 Peter: How Well Can You Spot a False Teacher?
1 John: For Reals Guys, I Knew Jesus: A Tell-All
2 John: Was Jesus Real? The Answer Will Shock You
3 John: The Truth About Diotrephes
Jude: Jesus’ Brother Writes About Judgment. Is That What Jesus Would Do?
Revelation: Which Horseman of the Apocalypse Are You? Take Our Quiz To Find Out!
Juliet Vedral is press secretary for Sojourners. This post originally appeared at The Wheelhouse Review.
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