Sojourners Art Director, 1974-2021
Photo: Brandon Hook / Sojourners

Ed Spivey Jr. was working as art director of the Chicago Sun-Times Sunday Magazine in 1974 when God called him to join the fledgling Sojourners community and work for its publication, then called the Post-American. The fact that Ed has not heard from God SINCE is not what’s important here, because Ed figures God had other things to do, what with making the world a more peaceful place. Why the world is still not a more peaceful place is none of Ed's business and he would never think to criticize God for slacking off since, who knows, God could have been sick or something.

But, 46 years later, Ed finally retired from Sojourners, content to have fulfilled his life-long dream of working hard for very little money. The only downside is that Ed is too old now to pursue his childhood plans of being either a cowboy or an astronaut. But such are the sacrifices one makes when one responds to the call of the Lord, even if immediately after that, the Lord apparently changed His or Her phone number.

Of a more biographic note, Ed holds an associate degree from Vincennes University. He then transferred to Indiana University where, despite his diligence at attending several classes each semester, he was denied a bachelor’s degree because a psychology professor did not appreciate Ed’s refusal to complete his rat experiment. Apparently, Ed’s was the only laboratory rat that bit, so Ed insisted on wearing thick motorcycle gloves when handling the animal which, the professor insisted, skewed the rat’s response to stimuli. Ed told the professor what he could do with stimuli, which unfortunately did not put the professor in the mood to accept Ed’s alternative suggestion, which was to study the response of rats being loudly cursed at while simultaneously being flushed down university toilets.

Since his college days he has made a bit of a name for himself, and not just “You, There,” which is the name his mother called him when she forgot. Ed won numerous awards for his design of Sojourners magazine, and his monthly humor column consistently garnered top honors from both religious and secular media associations. His book A Hamster is Missing in Washington, D.C. won the top prize in humor at the Independent Publisher Book Awards in New York City. (Due to scheduling conflicts, Ed was unable to attend the gala banquet, but had he gone he would have ordered the fish.) The book sold out of its second printing and Ed is now working on a second volume.

Ed is married and has two daughters, all of whom refuse to walk in public with him, on account of the little whoop-whoop sound he makes when he sees a fire truck. His beloved granddaughter, however, likes it when he does this.

Posts By This Author

No Visible Means of Support

by Ed Spivey Jr. 04-01-2006
Today's toddler, in his front-facing carrier, thinks he can fly.

Arresting Developments

by Ed Spivey Jr. 03-01-2006
Apparently, 'a-wassailing' means 'meeting with my lawyers.'

Democracy in Action (what, again?)

by Ed Spivey Jr. 02-01-2006
Keeping an 'eye on Washington' in this crucial election year.

Flu Season Greetings

by Ed Spivey Jr. 01-01-2006
This Christmas, avoid the partridge in the pear tree. If it sneezes.

Thar They Blow...

by Ed Spivey Jr. 12-01-2005
FEMA has announced a bold new initiative: Third Responders.

An Epic Experience

by Ed Spivey Jr. 11-01-2005
Ever notice how the great novels tend to be really long?

Gospel Polls Well in Samaria, Region

by Ed Spivey Jr. 09-01-2005
What if Jesus had professional consultants?

A Different Word for Everything!

by Ed Spivey Jr. 08-01-2005
My feeble attempts at Spanish were complicated by the idiomatic peculiarities of the language.

I'll Be Brief

by Ed Spivey Jr. 07-01-2005
John Bolton again failed to win.

Pompous and Circumstantial

by Ed Spivey Jr. 06-01-2005
Our troubled world needs young people. And their iPods.

Finally, Fiscal Responsibility

by Ed Spivey Jr. 05-01-2005
A way to save Social Security, Medicare and Lockheed Martin.

Cul-de-Sac Warriors

by Ed Spivey Jr. 04-01-2005
Clearly, Rumsfeld's critics never had their own secret army.

Advice to a Young Man

by Ed Spivey Jr. 03-01-2005
Fortunately, social structures are well established. If you're cool.

Lab-Tested and Ready

by Ed Spivey Jr. 02-01-2005
We're talking about REAL science, important science.

Eighty in a 55 zone

by Ed Spivey Jr. 01-01-2005
I'm the one usually throwing things at the TV.

Road-Testing The Purpose-Driven Life

by Ed Spivey Jr. 12-01-2004
I'd miss the good old days, but they were before my time.

It's Almost Over...

by Ed Spivey Jr. 11-01-2004
We'll miss much about the election season. Or not.

Decision 2004

by Ed Spivey Jr. 10-01-2004
I've always wanted a lawyer. I have a plumber, but it's not the same.

And Finally...

by Ed Spivey Jr. 09-01-2004
Funerals need to be a little more balanced, with time for rebuttal.

Squish. (Ugh.)

by Ed Spivey Jr. 08-01-2004
It's that special season again.