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John the Baptist said it first: Christ “must increase, but I must decrease” (John 3:30). Thanks to New Jersey-based BuyRite Designs, there’s now a plastic Jesus that, when placed in water, can grow 600 percent in size! In fact, “the larger the container of water the better your [Jesus] will grow.” According to BuyRite’s Web site, “Grow Jesus” is part of their Sweet Jesus “playful, anti-blasphemous” line of products. It also comes with My Mini Bible so you can “easily read the Bible on the go.”